"Two and a Half Men" returns to CBS with the season premiere on September 19, 2011. Rumor has it that a funeral is held for Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, in the season premier. It appears that Charlie Harper married Rose, the woman he flew off to Paris with last season, and that while they were in Paris, he slipped onto the subway tracks as an oncoming train approached. Goodbye Charlie, officially written out of the series. But did he really slip or was he pushed? I don’t know. Do you really care? Enter, Ashton Kutcher’s character and a new season begins.